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One day a five year old asks his dad "Daddy, can I have new bicycle?"
The father responds "Can your dick touch your asshole?"
Confused, the boy says "No.", and the dad says "Well, there's your answer."
At 12, the boy again asks "Dad, can I have new bicycle?"
Again, the dad responds with "Can your dick touch your asshole?"
And again, the boy says "No.", and the dad says "Well, there's your answer."
At eighteen the boy asks "Dad, can I have a new car?"
The dad asks "Can your dick touch your asshole?"
The boy responds "As a matter of fact, it can."
The dad says "Good, now go fuck yourself."
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