Well, as a non-parent, I'm astonished that  you'd even consider it for a moment.  So obviously I'm not even on the same page as you, but I'll offer this tidbit: I go to sleep at around 11 to 12 pm, and sleep through until I am woken by the alarm at 7.  Pretty much every night.
Remember that?  
 
  
Still, I bet you get more hugs than me.