But then God sent his prophet
flint to show us the way, a loophole for the
truly righteous, that men may toll God's measuring line if they buttfuck you in the mouth.
Notice in the quoted sentence
[bold mine] that the author uses the possessive plural indicating that he believes in more than one god. Perhaps money, sex, and power are other gods to him and the Holy Spirit forced him to unknowingly write the truth about himself; so, others would beware of anything he says.