ICU nurse: OK, you are retaining a lot of fluids from the operation, so we're going to give you a drug and you'll pee them out.
Me: is it Lasix?
Nurse: it is.
Me: my dog is on Lasix. She leaves puddles everywhere.
Nurse: that won't be a problem here.
Me: yeah some days I want to put a catheter up my dog.
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