[Sundae]

Dani you crazy fool.
You should have just got a nice quiet cat...

All they do is pace around your bed at 05.00 when you've finally got to sleep after coughing all night, walking across your pillow and pulling your hair. Again and again and again - the bedroom door is open of course.

And vom all over your floor.
And bedclothes.
And then alternate, just as you have them reasonably clean (well, completely clean in the case of the bedclothes). And scare the life out of you because you think they must be dying...

Diz threw up all over Michael Palin's face last night, then tried to make it better by licking him clean again.
All I'd done was go to the bathroom so I could have a good hard cough and be in the right place not to worry if I brought anything up. Cough.

Yes, cats are much easier.
And Michael seemed fine after I cleaned him up.