I know I know I know...some of the strangest things make me giggle, but...
I was looking at the cafeteria menu for the day and one of the sides is BBQ Baked Beans with the following description:
This Zesty Pinto Concoction Is Great As A Side Or As An Open-Range Dinner.
An inner-city open range? What?
"Hey, pardner, rustle me up some of them there beans to go. Gonna jump on this here buckskin and eat 'em out on the open range. It just don't get no better than that."
Of course, it would be better if my horse were a Pinto instead.
I'm sorry. I can't stop laughing!