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Old 04-05-2012, 11:46 AM   #8
jimhelm
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omg. can you imagine. you meet this cute chick.... she's a swimmer... has a great smile... she's smart....so, you're smitten..... and, caught up in the heady springtime new love thrill of it all.... you post something romantic and touching... because the hell with what your dumb ass friends will say.. they don't have a girlfriend... so you can always shut them up by calling them virgins......

and then one day you check the girls wall and find that her mother is mocking the balls right off of you. sarcastically castrating you right in front of her!

if he lasts through it, you'll know he's serious about the girl at least. I say go ahead and mock. mock him right up.
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