[Sundae]

I admire all of them.

I had a huge crush on Lauren Laverne when she was in Kenickie - she was interviewed and I thought, hang on, she's a smart girl. She'd be great not only to go down the pub with, but also to go to a pub quiz with. Unlike say, Geri Halliwell or Kerry Katona [RIP].
I was gutted that she was straight, it made me less interesting.

But I adore Charle Brooker. Mostly because the man can be a cunt. And because I don't always agree with him.

This is different to the way I adore Rory McGrath, who I think pretends to be but might actually be a misogynist.
Or Ian Hislop who is elitist.
Or Frank Skinner who is a man-slut even though he is Catholic.

Hmmmm. Even my fantasies are all bad choices...