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Originally Posted by regular.joe
It's kind of like the guy who dies ... and is a little surprised to see that people are still living in groups ...
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Satan calls muster in hell and says:
"All the murderers assemble in a group to my left."
So all the murderers line up in formation to his left.
"Next, all the adulterers assemble in a group to my right."
And all the adulterers line up in formation to his right.
"Now, all the Christians form a group directly behind me."
As all the Christians move past Satan to form up behind him, one of them looks up and says: "You mean ...!
Satan nods and says: "The Jews were right."