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infinite monkey · 03-02-2012, 01:33 PM

Salt out the ying-yang too.

I was bragging to my mom that I didn't have to cut salt that I am IMPERVIOUS to salt. Then she used their blood pressure checker on me. The darn thing almost squeezed my arm off. I was seriously hitting the off button because it was hurting so much. Then when it worked my BP was skyhigh. Well yeah, duh, no wonder, I was almost killed by a home medical device.

But I guess I'm not so impervious to salt.

(Wait. What? Pot?)

03-02-2012, 01:33 PM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Salt out the ying-yang too. I was bragging to my mom that I didn't have to cut salt that I am IMPERVIOUS to salt. Then she used their blood pressure checker on me. The darn thing almost squeezed my arm off. I was seriously hitting the off button because it was hurting so much. Then when it worked my BP was skyhigh. Well yeah, duh, no wonder, I was almost killed by a home medical device. But I guess I'm not so impervious to salt. (Wait. What? Pot?)