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If a butterfly flapping its wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world, imagine the destructive glory wrought by a whale penis getting a hard-on.
In other news, I have it on good faith that there are people in this world who, whilst swimming with dolphins, masturbate said creatures in an attempt to become more attuned to their inner dolphin-ness. I love new age fruitiness.
Maybe they are practicing on dolphins to prepare for, um...the big time.
I hope I have never shaken hands with one of these people.
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