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Old 02-07-2012, 06:57 PM   #4432
infinite monkey
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Weirdo indeed.

I still get people with my "Hey, did you know I can stand on my hands?" Then I play it up. People get interested. I say it's been a few years, and I've had a couple few beers, but I think I can do it. Some are protesting such a silly move, and others are watching to see me break my neck.

So after a few apprehensive attempts, starts and stops, nervous acting, I finally bring my arms up and back, for the big swing, take a couple steps back...the crowd is freaking....then I bring my hands down to the ground and stand on them. I don't stand on my hands so much as I stand on them. Feet on hands. Taaa daaaaaa!

Crowd pleaser. I don't know where I stole that joke from.

Last edited by infinite monkey; 02-07-2012 at 07:03 PM.
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