We always asked If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, then how long does it take a cricket with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds from a dill pickle? I never knew there was a real 1.5 hen question.
Bonus Nut:
If it takes 4 men 3 days to dig 2 holes, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole?
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