[Lady Sidhe]

When a man broke into a house in Newmarket, Ont., Canada,
the homeowners, identified only as Clifford, 66, and Gladys, 59, fought
back. "I shoved him down the basement stairs," Clifford said. "He fell
down all 10 stairs and I ran down behind him ...and kept punching him
and punching him. He kept yelling at me to stop hitting him because he
was on drugs. But I told him I wasn't finished with him yet." Neither
was Clifford's wife, who whacked the robber repeatedly with a tea
kettle. Why that? "I couldn't find the rolling pin so I picked up the
first thing I saw," Gladys said. (Toronto Star)



There ya go. When you break into someone's house, you're taking your chances. Hopefully, the praiseworthy Clifford and Gladys didn't get sued by drugboy....


Sidhe