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Pico I am so sorry. I have no idea why your package was sitting in Jersey City for 8 days. Hopefully you will be getting it by Christmas.
In any case, I have heard stories about people whose packages go through the mail and who find extra/missing stuff in them.
So in order to prepare you, I am going to list the top 10 unexpected items you might find in a package that has been sitting in a postal warehouse in Jersy City for 8 days.
10. A complete set of Jersey Shore collectible mugs. Hang onto the rare Vinny Guadagnino.
9. A 2008 New York Giants Superbowl Champions sweatshirt. There's 999,999 more of these babies gathering dust somewhere.
8. A 2008 Giuliani for President bumper sticker. Nice try, Rudy.
7. A 2012 Giuliani for President bumper sticker. Shhhhh! It's a secret.
6. An 8 track tape of Sinatra's Greatest Hits
5. The missing veil from Shaquille O'Neal's wedding dress
4. A Statue of Liberty commerative keychain with a missing chain.
3. A matchbook from 'Bada Bing!'
2. 1/2 of a Six Flags admission ticket
1. Jimmy Hoffa
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