[Aliantha]

This was a friend of mine, but I was there.

We'd been having a girls lunch which turned boozy in honour of one of our friends. Anyway, it was about 6pm and we'd been at it since about 11am. We'd long passed on buying wine by the glass and just ordered it by the bottle instead, so as you can imagine, we were all quite drunk.

So anyway, my friend, who we shall call kaftan lady, who was wearing a beautiful silk kaftan with a smart mini skirt, 6 inch heals and done up to the 9's looking gorgeous, reached her limit.

She did this in such an elegant way though. We were sitting at a bench on high bar stools and she just gently put her head on her arms and opened her mouth and threw up all over her own shoes.

The bouncer laughed then told us we had to take her away. So we did. It was pretty funny.