If it weren't for the war on drugs, 98% of adults would be strung out on heroin. They would have started with an innocent joint in their teens, and gatewayed themselves to full blown addiction to crack or heroin, or both.
The other 2% would play soccer. (snicker)
They'd pass out pot brownies in elementary school to keep kids calm. These kids would also gateway up and out of the atmosphere.
You think the zombie apocalypse will be bad? Wait until everyone smokes a hooter!
Oh, and there'd be no good books or movies or music.
Thank GAWD for the War on Drugs. We Merkins have become good at fighting unwinnnable wars.
('ere...puff puff pass. You're fucking up the rotation.)
