What what WHAT?!

You actually
live there? (How did I ever miss the Badelaide in your location?) I'm so sorry, Zen

had no idea. My condolences...
I used to go and visit friends there regularly, and it always seemed to be either scorching / unbearably hot, or brass-monkey / unbearably cold. And I recall being in the middle of town at 10pm on a Saturday night and n..o..t..h..i..n..g was happening.
Except, as you say, in March. Been there during the festival and it is indeed fab. I also agree about the zoo - a very nice one - and I like the pie floater van (I think I must be about the last person in the country who makes them for dinner parties) and do you still have Johnny Haysman in Rundle Mall? Was just trying to google a link for those who don't know of him, but can't find any current links. Surely Johnny hasn't karked it?
Other than that... well, it's said to be a great place to raise your kids, eh?
You're a brave, brave man, Zen. (Well, I've always assumed you're a bloke. Maybe not?)