"Everyone likes to think they are ready for the Zombie Apocalypse..."
Insofar as I can tell: no one thinks they'll survive...they'd like to, would like a miracle to sweep 'em up and bed them and feed them chocolates (like any good utopian), but none believe they'll actually survive.
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"...99.99% of the population will succumb."
Of course! Absolutely!
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"What makes you think you are so special that you'll be part of the 0.01%?"
'Cause I'm 'me'...
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"And why would you want to be?"
Living/autonomy in Hell is preferable to the calm of the grave.
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"I know I'll survive the zombie apocalypse..."
Yes, you will.
"actually, only 19 more days until the aliens take me home."
Well, now you're just being silly...