[Pete Zicato]

Originally Posted by monster

Dear Teenage Daughter,

This weekend up north really won't kill you, honest. We rearranged everything so you don't have to miss school on Friday, your father is driving you up there later and he hates driving, I'm getting a ride earlier so we do't have to take two cars -and I hate being driven -and 5 hours as a passenger may kill me... OK, maybe there will be a little hockey involved, but there will be internet so for you it'll pretty much be the same as at home but in a more beautiful setting with no chores. SO WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU SO GODDAMN GRUMPY?

love

Geriatric Bitch from Hell

Here's a big clue.

They get better. Honest.