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Old 12-01-2011, 07:35 PM   #14
monster
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey View Post
Ha. True!

OK, so here is a good place to pitch my restaurant idea (for the millionth time.)

It will be called Boners. The waiters are ALL men in g-strings. No fatties. The specialty is a foot-long hot dog. When it comes to your table you realize it's only a 5 inch hot dog. It's all part of the schtick.
Will the waiters apply the sauce to your dog at the table? If so, will "mayo" be the only option?
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