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infinite monkey · 11-30-2011, 11:27 AM

Ha. True!

OK, so here is a good place to pitch my restaurant idea (for the millionth time.)

It will be called Boners. The waiters are ALL men in g-strings. No fatties. The specialty is a foot-long hot dog. When it comes to your table you realize it's only a 5 inch hot dog. It's all part of the schtick.

Once the restaurant gets going we'll probably serve breakfast too. Specialty? Doughnuts. As many as your waiter can carry. (I hope you weren't hungry.)

Thanks, I'll be waxing creative all life. Try the humility, and don't forget to give yourself a tip ('don't bother' preferred.)

11-30-2011, 11:27 AM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Ha. True! OK, so here is a good place to pitch my restaurant idea (for the millionth time.) It will be called Boners. The waiters are ALL men in g-strings. No fatties. The specialty is a foot-long hot dog. When it comes to your table you realize it's only a 5 inch hot dog. It's all part of the schtick. Once the restaurant gets going we'll probably serve breakfast too. Specialty? Doughnuts. As many as your waiter can carry. (I hope you weren't hungry.) Thanks, I'll be waxing creative all life. Try the humility, and don't forget to give yourself a tip ('don't bother' preferred.)