[Sundae]

NOT SAFE FOR PEOPLE EATING.

Had my first pooper today.
He wasn't technically my first (one palmed off and one where I ignored the smell - evil of me I know) but he was the first I got to clean.

A. had an accident in the ICT room.
I thought I could just get him new underwear and leave him some moist wipes and let him sort it out.
Nope. He waited for me in the boys toilet with trousers and pants around his ankles and no attempt at self clean-up. He'd dropped a right load too. My best guess is that he was attempting to squeeze one out silently and followed through, as this hasn't happened before.

So I had to get right down there to take his shoes off, then his trousers and finally grab his pants and bundle them into a plastic bag.

And then I had to wipe him up myself. Luckily the front was clean, it was just the bott and back of the thighs that were besmirched.
As I feared, I did retch, but I have a lousy cold at the moment and I think I turned it effectively into a cough. And only once, although I retched again later retelling the story (to another TA I should say. Oh and then my Mum!)
Otherwise I breathed through my mouth and switched my brain off.

And yes. I washed, washed, washed and washed my hands.

Still, milestone passed.