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ladysycamore · 02-05-2004, 06:49 PM

Some funny ones that I enjoy:

Usenet is not sanitized for your
protection.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42
muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4
muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the
motherfucker upside the head...

The longer I read about the Government, the more I'm
convinced that there's no problem in the Government that
can't be solved by the sun exploding.
-- Rodney Lee

Contraceptives should be used at every conceivable opportunity.

Childfree: Productive members of society as opposed to reproductive
members of society

"As far as papertowel skin goes, even leather can be cut with a knife." OnyxCougar
(I thought that was clever, so I made it into a sig. file)

Some others that I like:

If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
(never mind what you think about God,etc. *I* like it)

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice.
It is not something to be waited for; but, rather something to be achieved.
(William Jennings Bryan)

Don't tell people to get over the past when it's still haunting their
present. "Jeff"

"When physical and mental health is secured, all of the energy that was tied up in one’s own illness and problems can be finally freed and directed toward living the life you truly want." David Briscoe

"Illness has this edge of grace. If the illness lifts, even for a few days, and one can enter the world again, all things shine with clarity and value." "Lydia Cassatt Reading The Morning Paper" by Harriet Scott Chessman

"The time is always right to do what is right" - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-President Dwight D. Eisenhower

02-05-2004, 06:49 PM	#15
ladysycamore "I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me." Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In Sycamore's boxers Posts: 1,341	Some funny ones that I enjoy: Usenet is not sanitized for your protection. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head... The longer I read about the Government, the more I'm convinced that there's no problem in the Government that can't be solved by the sun exploding. -- Rodney Lee Contraceptives should be used at every conceivable opportunity. Childfree: Productive members of society as opposed to reproductive members of society "As far as papertowel skin goes, even leather can be cut with a knife." OnyxCougar (I thought that was clever, so I made it into a sig. file) Some others that I like: If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it. (never mind what you think about God,etc. I like it) Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not something to be waited for; but, rather something to be achieved. (William Jennings Bryan) Don't tell people to get over the past when it's still haunting their present. "Jeff" "When physical and mental health is secured, all of the energy that was tied up in one’s own illness and problems can be finally freed and directed toward living the life you truly want." David Briscoe "Illness has this edge of grace. If the illness lifts, even for a few days, and one can enter the world again, all things shine with clarity and value." "Lydia Cassatt Reading The Morning Paper" by Harriet Scott Chessman "The time is always right to do what is right" - Martin Luther King, Jr. "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -President Dwight D. Eisenhower __________________ "Freedom is not given. It is our right at birth. But there are some moments when it must be taken." ~Tagline from the movie "Amistad"~ "The Akan concept of Sankofa: In order to move forward we first have to take a step back. In other words, before we can be prepared for the future, we must comprehend the past." From "We Did It, They Hid It"