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Quiet, you American pig-dogs with your silly running about knees-bent behavior! What do you know about French cuisine!? You invented les McDonalds and those so-called french fries! You vould not know a fine omlette if you awaken with one on your ugly faces! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries! PFFFFTTTT!!!!
Now, do not make any more unwanted comments about our cooking, or I shall taunt you a second time!
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog
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