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Hellarious puke stories. I can't remember when last I've laughed so hard I had tears running down my face.
Took my family to Mexico to visit a way out back village. The most affluent guy in town invited us to his palatial home for breakfast. He cooked us a spectacular breakfast of pancakes, eggs, bacon, and sausage. Sitting there completely sated gazing across the table covered with a huge spread of fruit, etc. our gracious host asked, in halting English, my son, who was about 9, how he liked his food. He gazed back at the gentleman and as proud parents we waited to hear his respectful gratitude for this wonderful meal... Time crept on... Just about the time I was going to prompt him - he opened his mouth and threw up all across his end of the table.
Definition: Mortification
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