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Gravdigr · 10-25-2011, 04:21 PM

Home Invasion Defense Rules:

1. Always wait for the invader to physically enter your home.

2. You have the right to remain silent: Don't say anything. Don't make any noise. You might scare the invader away.

3. Shoot til you run out of bullets.

4. To the officer: "I was in fear for my/my loved ones' life/lives."

5. From the officer: "Good job, Mr. Citizen."

10-25-2011, 04:21 PM	#61
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Home Invasion Defense Rules: 1. Always wait for the invader to physically enter your home. 2. You have the right to remain silent: Don't say anything. Don't make any noise. You might scare the invader away. 3. Shoot til you run out of bullets. 4. To the officer: "I was in fear for my/my loved ones' life/lives." 5. From the officer: "Good job, Mr. Citizen." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.