Oh and you Gen Y sooks, harden up. Terrorism? Pah! You're afraid some loonie is going to stage an attack and kill maybe a hundred, maybe a thousand people, with a tiny chance you or someone you know might be one of them. Pfft. Back in MY day, kiddo, we lived with the constant fear of near-instant global nuclear annihilation. That's right, five minutes from go to stop, 3 billion killed in the first wave, the rest dying horribly over the next six months, end of civilisation, Earth uninhabitable.
All this with an onion tied to my belt, mind you.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
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