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In college there was this booze cruise out into Long Island Sound. A friend of mine wasn't feeling so well, so he ran to the railing to puke. Only problem was the railing looked down onto a lower deck, not the water. There was a freshman girl down on the lower deck. (see where this is going?) So this friend waved to her urgently to get her out of the way, because the puke was coming. She saw him, and waved back, just as he let loose all over her.
Not sure why he didn't just puke on the deck next to himself, he didn't tell that part of the story, and he genuinely felt bad about the whole thing. But there you go. College.
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