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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Really? Do you at least think you know what they think, even if they haven't specifically said so?

Actually, no. I think it's from too many years of having people piss on my shoes then tell me it's raining. One begins to doubt one's ability to interpret things.

Originally Posted by ZenGum

I TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WAS A SOAP OPERA.

You've just used up three seasons worth of plot in one bloody thread. The writers will freak. Gotta stretch the drama out, peeps.

esnicker

Originally Posted by monster

I didn't call you a liar. I think you're trying hard to be something that you're not. I am a great friend. The kind you don't always appreciate.

"I didn't call you a liar, you fucking liar." Would have been much funnier, but then, you didn't ask me, did you?

Originally Posted by jimhelm

Whatever works for you, I guess. Insult me, call me names, then deny it. We'll jus agree to disagree then, shall we?

Originally Posted by monster

No.

Damn, the make-up sex is gonna be fucking hot! I'd love to be a fly on the wall. A fly on the wall with an HD camera and a satellite uplink and Pay per view.

Originally Posted by kerosene

I am looking for the thread where I tell 3 foot that I like him...you still there, footy?

Wow! Swoon.

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

What's going on around here? Is Aunt Irma visiting everyone?

esnicker snicker

Originally Posted by glatt

I'm always pleased when I see that foot has made a new post. They are always good. He posts about interesting things, whether it's shooting woodchucks from his dining room, or just making a joke about something in a thread. His interests closely mirror my own, so I'm always glad to hear about his latest compulsion, whether it's home improvement, bike tuning, photography, boat building, varmint hunting, or just a reminder of the difference between jealousy and envy. The guy is sharp and funny.

Well, the feeling is mutual, Glatt.

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

foot is the Ladies Man of the Cellar. All the women want him, all the men want to be him.

(Which is to say, foot is really funny and cool and if he doesn't know what people think he's just not paying attention.)

You're a peach. A peach with a deep-seated need to be liked, coupled with a knack for pushing people away before they get too close (this may be that I was told once, and again it's back to the worst things you think about yourself, that if anyone REALLY knew me they wouldn't like me. This was back in the day when I seemed to have a million friends and a million admirers. This comment brought to surface all I'd unknowingly been telling myself for years, coming from a person I loved more than breathing. Devastating.)

BUT< a peach none the less. And you're OUR peach.

Originally Posted by DanaC

He's three of my favourite feet in the whole Cellar.

More Swooning.

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Yeah, I used to wish I was one of the cool kids here, but now I know it doesn't matter. None of you bastards are cool anyway...cept for maybe lookout. He's pretty cool, but he doesn't even post anymore.

Too Cool For School

Originally Posted by Brianna

there is something wrong with the logic here.

The food is lousy and the portions are so small?

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

I dunno. I'm still disappointed to find out that he only has two feet.

ashamed at my deception, how can the trust be re-built?

Originally Posted by Nirvana

2 feet is plenty for anyone

Oh and I'm way cool

You could change your name to Jolly Rancher

Originally Posted by jimhelm

Anyway,... it won't happen again.

More's the pity.

Wow, awesome ego boost, it was almost like a subliminal post whoring thread hijack.

Now, I should get back to procrastinating.