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Old 10-20-2011, 12:26 PM   #434
Lamplighter
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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Some forums have "Newbies - must read this " threads.
Maybe TheCellar needs one too.

First Rule: "There are no rules, except those that apply to jimhelm"

First Rule of Engagement: " Pick an unsuspecting opponent
Corollary 1: "Attack, then withdraw while fights flare
Corollary 2: "Attack, but select a different opponent
Corollary 3: "Plead innocence and shift blame elsewhere
Corollary 4: "Plead victim, or change the topic
Corollary 5: "Threaten to leave
Corollary 6: "Display conciliation, not contrition
Corollary 7: "Lurk, but return to renew attacks

There are absolutely NO Rules in The Cellar (except Rule #1)

Rule 2: Any Dwellar proposing Rules may be known as the "TheAAU" (TheAssAmongUs)


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