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Originally Posted by Brianna
and most animal noises.
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Good call on the money quote!
Would you like the animal noises coming from my bedroom this morning I wonder?
The sound of me checking the time on the clock across the room.
Switching off my alarm (5 minutes to go) and the Diz cat creeping up for a snuggle.
Then a CHOMP, a wail and the scramble of the little shit making a run for it AFTER BITING MY NIPPLE!
Yes it was a cool morning.
Yes the duvet had slipped off.
And yes it might have looked tempting.
But I spooked him enough not to have a repeat performance. I HOPE.
I am not a masochist or a cat-botherer (in that sense)
And I don't appreciate anyone or anything doing that unannounced.