I gave relationships up. Srsly. I went right about 12 years with nothing. No female friends, no one night stands, no pussy, no nothing. Wasn't real hard for me, cause I'd remember why I did this, and I'd get pissed off all over again. But then Baby called me up one night...
My advice to you Mr. Moons, is this:
Use the other hand occasionally, to keep from getting all lopsided.