Oh. My. Gawd.
You are me. I am you.
Though I will throw a shoe from across the room because I know that little fucker is getting ready to jump on me, if I'm within distance...and they all jump like the length of a football field, right?
I've burnt bugs with my lighter, saying "DIE FUCKER DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!" like some psychopath.
I'm only fearless about things I should actually fear. When it comes to spiders, I'm as irrational as they come and I will scream like a little girl, too.
Now come on people, even if you don't like me, please don't mail me a spider, to be funny. That's cruel and unusual.
I'm even half afraid of your spider smilie!