[ZenGum]

Wait, you telling me that old rubbish is suddenly a scarce and precious resource? We're facing a glass pebble crisis? We need a government program (obviously) to pay hobos to drink lots of booze and throw the bottles into the ocean. Then illegal immigrant single mothers can grind and polish the glass chips and sell them to tourists. This will stimulate the economy, too! Can you spell shuvul reddy?