I don't want to hear any more about this "Rodney" character!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plonking
People around here aren't nearly ready for Standing and Staring. However, they are getting really good at Sitting and Staring. Whether from the passenger seat of their 1988 Ford Festiva, or from behind the wheel of their Wally World Go Shop'Em Scooter, they can sit and stare better than anyone else in the world.
Don't even get me started on Sitting, Staring, and Drooling.