I suppose, to make our new guest feel at home, we should make an effort to communicate in
PirateSpeak
For example,
Hey Pirate, I was just getting ready to pop open a half-gallon jug of Captain Morgan and was wondering if you wanted some.
Becomes:
Arrr, hey Pirate, Me was just gettin' ready t' pop open a half-gallon jug o' Cap'n Morgan and was wonderin' if you wanted some. Aye.