I did offer that actually, but then the problem went away in term time.
Anyway, it was only one fall in three years...
Bruise pretty much all gone.
Still a bit tender in the neck, but nowhere near the gasp-inducing pain I had before.
Classic, if I criticised the way my Dad decorated the bathroom I might get anything from a polite invitation to do it next time, to a kick up the arse to help me on my way out the door
