Loved your link, Classic! I just know (and many agree) that you will find yourself writing satire for The Onion, yet! Some experts speculate that this reply to your post is just my own little way of turning you from Classicman into Strawman! (Experts can get so boring, can't they?)
Actually, this response has been the result of countless sleepless nights when I lay awake trying to figure out how to get back at you after you objected to my post on "The War on Poverty." But NOW...
We have met the enemy and he is us!
