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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
Why don't basketball players have children?
Because they dribble before they shoot.
Why doesn't the Dairy Queen have any children?
Because she's married to Mr. Softy.
Why doesn't Dr. Pepper have any children?
Because he comes in a bottle.
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How did the dairy queen get pregnant?
The Burger King didn't wrap his whopper.
Why doesn't Dr. Pepper come in a can?
Because he'd cut himself.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife left him.