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Old 08-13-2011, 02:22 PM   #470
BigV
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Originally Posted by limey View Post
I googled Everclear 190, and this is a snippet from one of the the sites that came up:
"Question: I am not a drunk, nor an alcoholic, but the thing is, I found a bottle (190 ...
Top answer: Be a man...mix it with Tabasco Sauce"
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I had one of those once. Once. it was called a "Red Hot" on the bar menu on a cruise. the recipe called for equal parts tabasco and booze. The bartender said I'll take it easy on you and just pepper up the booze. I objected! No way man, I want it just like it says there! (what. an. idiot.) So, he did. And I drained about half of it in the first hit. Gaaaagghhh. ugh, so fucking nasty. my body was taking care of itself healing shut my esophagus despite my brain's attempted murder. So, I asked for a few icecubes in the remaining portion of poison. this was my next bad idea, it doesn't make it cooler, or weaker or easier, it just makes it MORE. I was not able to finish it and my mealtime was ruined as a result. Not even buzzed, just sick from drinking half a bottle of fucking tabasco sauce. what a marroooooon.
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