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Undertoad · 08-12-2011, 03:46 PM

If I were the invisible man, I would always carry that mummy wrapping around in case I had to outline where my body was. So if you have that mummy wrapping, you can just rip off a piece of it and wet it down in the sink.

I would have an invisible man fanny pack full of important invisible man gear. Extra sunglasses...

It's not gay to have a fanny pack, because goddamn it I am the invisible man. People know I have needs.

OK I have a theory. If the invisible man is to be invisible everywhere, he must have some sort of enzyme which causes him to be invisible. And that enzyme would get on the food he eats.

Invisible PERSON dammit this is 2011

OK invisible person. You could see them eating if they had a steak, you could see the steak getting crushed, but soon it would be coated in invisible person saliva which contains the enzyme, and it would fade as soon as it got to the person's stomach.

So then, when they take a shit, the shit still has all this enzyme, you know? So it it's invisible, and it doesn't smell. Until it dries or meets up with water, which dilutes the enzyme and then it would be visible.

Which is really good for the invisible person, you know, because if you wear mummy wrapping you might have an issue with skid marks. The skid marks would be invisible for a while but you would just throw away the mummy wrap and put on new wrap.

08-12-2011, 03:46 PM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	If I were the invisible man, I would always carry that mummy wrapping around in case I had to outline where my body was. So if you have that mummy wrapping, you can just rip off a piece of it and wet it down in the sink. I would have an invisible man fanny pack full of important invisible man gear. Extra sunglasses... It's not gay to have a fanny pack, because goddamn it I am the invisible man. People know I have needs. OK I have a theory. If the invisible man is to be invisible everywhere, he must have some sort of enzyme which causes him to be invisible. And that enzyme would get on the food he eats. Invisible PERSON dammit this is 2011 OK invisible person. You could see them eating if they had a steak, you could see the steak getting crushed, but soon it would be coated in invisible person saliva which contains the enzyme, and it would fade as soon as it got to the person's stomach. So then, when they take a shit, the shit still has all this enzyme, you know? So it it's invisible, and it doesn't smell. Until it dries or meets up with water, which dilutes the enzyme and then it would be visible. Which is really good for the invisible person, you know, because if you wear mummy wrapping you might have an issue with skid marks. The skid marks would be invisible for a while but you would just throw away the mummy wrap and put on new wrap.