Only when I'm down by the schoolyard.
(Which is to say I'm a Paul Simon type.)
You bad girl. I just googled Don Julio. It be TEQUILA. I used to have some serious tequila days. I'd drink Jose Cuervo with a Michelob LIght chaser, but I sipped the Tequila like a fine whiskey should be sipped. Mmmmmmm.
But those days are over. My old self can't do that kind of stuff and live anymore.
Oh, and here's how you order tequila: Bartender? May I have a double shot of Cuervo? No wheels."
Wheels being salt and lemon. Blech.