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Originally Posted by Big Sarge
Also how can you tell if you got your ass clean?
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Invisible poo, I don't know from.
However...
Back in the days before toilet paper, people used to use corn cobs. Now, everyone knows there are white corn cobs, and there are corn cobs that are brown. Why, you might ask. Well, you'd use the brown ones til you thought you were done. Then you'd use a white one to see if you needed to use another brown one.
Hope this helps.
BTW, you firey/policey types need something to do over there. Have one of the firemen start a fire. Then you can arrest him for it. Gives ya both sumpin to do.
