grynch, I'll make you a deal.
You get some, maybe like a snake wrapped around your arm and a spider web on your elbow...some tears running down your face.
I'll get a butterfly tramp stamp, something in Chinese that really doesn't mean what I think it means, and something on my calf that gives the illusion that my boyfriend kicked the crap out of me, preferably working with the lines of my vericose veins. Mmmmmmmm.
Whaddya say?
