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Rosie, my patrol car, has explosive diarrhea. She sputters, then backfires 2 or 3 times, and then squirts a little black stuff out of her rear end. Sigh. It looks like a long day
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Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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