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Direction dyslexics such as me don't do well with paper maps. I don't have a GPS, but it would have to be a soothing one: Oh no, monkey, you missed your turn. Now don't worry, it doesn't make you a bad person. You just made a mistake. I'm here to help you. You can drive anywhere you want if you set your mind to it. Now, slowly (stop crying honey) pull into the left lane...
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