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Originally Posted by jimhelm
Today, for some unknown reason, everyone that works with me has some little extra thing they need, and only I can help them with it. It's good to be needed.....but fuck, people... take a number!
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Try this out next time someone comes asking for help,
lean back in your chair and look them right in the eye while you massage your nipple while telling them that it makes you kind of sparkly when they ask for your help "that way" then wink.
You should be left alone at least until HR calls you in.