I cannot take credit for finding this gem ... xoxoxoBruce sent it to me, but it's definitely worth sharing.
Most Mentally Ill Resume
In the course of my job I have seen things like this, but never presented as a resume. We get occasional manifestos and long, rambling suicide notes and such, but this truly stands out.
I'm grateful, however, that the writer is in Arizona. He does indicate that he was educated in Philadelphia, however, and I hope he doesn't come back for nostalgic visits very often.