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Clodfobble: Charmiee DuPree, wearing a lemon and bright turquoise feathered hat so tall that theaters have to reconstruct doorways to accomodate you. Which of course they do. Paired with a skin tight floor length turquoise dress and enormous dangly diamong earrings. A young gentleman follows a few steps behind, his pockets filled with all the items you might require from your purse were you to carry one, and to catch your cape that you have a habit of just dropping to one side when you take it off. You expect him not to let it hit the ground.

Infinite Mockey: Carlin Sulksetter. You have your hair cut in a man's short back and sides style, wear plenty of black eyeliner, mascara and bright red lipstick which you don't touch up often enough. No foundation, no blusher, no eyeshadow. you either wear a figure-hugging red dress and matching sour-inch heeled shoes, or a shirt and tie (sleeved rolled up) and pin stripe trousers (no jacket). Either way, you always stride down the red carpet as if in a fury, eyes fixed down like you're deep in thought. You never stub out your cigarettes and take no care where they land.